Shelezyak's planet - no water, no minerals, inhabited by robots. "Shelezyak's planet. There are no minerals, no water, no vegetation, inhabited by robots!" I am a robot dog from the planet iron hello master
"The Iron Planet. No minerals. No water. No vegetation. Inhabited by robots." We all remember this quote from the cartoon "The Secret of the Third Planet", based on the story "Alice's Journey" by Kir Bulychev. So - the planet "Iron" inhabited by robots exists. This is Mars - the fourth largest planet from the Sun and the seventh largest planet in the solar system, the closest "neighbor" of our native Earth. Judge for yourself, the entire "population" of Mars is seven robotic rovers. Of which at the moment only two are functioning ("alive") - the "Americans" Opportunity and Curiosity.
So, we will tell you more about each of the "natives" of the Red Planet:
Lander Mars-2
1) Mars-2- Soviet descent vehicle with an automatic Martian station and the PrOP-M rover (Permeability Assessment Device-Mars). It was the world's first attempt to soft-land a descent vehicle on Mars, which, however, ended in failure. Mars 2 was the first lander to reach the surface of Mars.
Mars 2 crashed on the surface of the Red Planet in Nanedi Valley (Xanth Earth) due to an error in the onboard computer in November 1971. The Mars 2 lander was the first man-made object on the planet.
Soviet rover PrOP-M
2) Mars-3- Soviet descent vehicle, twin brother of the crashed Mars-2. The first and only soft landing of a descent vehicle on Mars in Soviet cosmonautics took place on December 2, 1971. The descent vehicle and the PrOP-M rover successfully reached the surface of the planet, but data transmission from the automatic Martian station stopped after 14.5 seconds. The station was presumably out of order due to a dust storm. Information from the rover was not received.
Mars rover Sojourner
3) "Sojourner"("The Alien") is a NASA space agency rover launched as part of the Mars Pathfinder program in 1997. The spacecraft landed on the surface of Mars on July 4, 1997. The rover was designed for a 7-sol (sol - Martian day) mission, but despite this, it worked for 83 sols, until the Pathfinder descent station failed. The last contact with it took place on September 27, 1997, along with this, the connection with the rover was cut off, despite the fact that it was in working condition. The location of the last stop of the Sojourner rover is still unknown.
Photo of the landing site of the landing module "Beagle-2"
4) "Beagle-2"- a lander developed by the European Space Agency and intended for research as part of the Mars Express mission in 2003.
Beagle 2 was supposed to study the geology, mineralogy, geochemistry of the landing site, collect data on the meteorological situation and climate, and search for traces of the existence of life on Mars. The Beagle 2 successfully landed on Mars on December 25, 2003, but the craft failed to communicate.
The exact landing site of Beagle 2 was found almost 12 years later, on January 16, 2015. The craft was identified in images from the HiRISE camera on NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter. It turned out that the Beagle 2 landed in the planned area (approximately 170 x 100 kilometers) 5 kilometers from its center. After landing, the solar panels did not fully deploy. Full deployment of all panels was necessary so as not to block the radio antenna that transmits data and receives commands from the Earth through the relay - the Mars Express satellite.
"Death" selfie of the Mars rover "Spirit" - on the left you can see the loose soil in which he got stuck.
5) "Spirit"("Spirit") - the NASA space agency's Mars rover launched by the United States as part of the Mars Exploration Rover project. The lander carrying the rover made a soft landing on Mars on January 4, 2004. The rover traveled the planet for more than five years, until in May 2009 the Spirit got stuck in a sand dune. Spirit's last contact with Earth was on March 22, 2010.
Mars rover Opportunity
6) "Opportunity"("Opportunity") is a NASA space agency Mars rover. It landed on the surface of Mars on January 25, 2004 (three weeks after the first Spirit rover). The Opportunity landed in Eagle Crater, on the Meridian Plateau.
To date, Opportunity continues to operate effectively, having already exceeded its target of 90 sols by more than 40 times, having traveled 42 kilometers, all the while receiving energy only from solar panels. Cleaning the solar panels from dust occurs due to the natural wind of Mars, which allows the rover to carry out geological studies of the planet.
Mars rover Curiosity
7) Curiosity("Curiosity") - The rover is a self-contained chemical laboratory several times larger and heavier than the previous Spirit and Opportunity rovers. Curiosity made a soft landing on the surface of Mars on August 6, 2012. At the moment, Curiosity continues research on the surface of Mars.
In the future, several more space missions with launches of rovers are planned to Mars (the European Exomars, the Russian Mars Aster, the American Mars 2020, etc.), so the population of the Iron planet will only increase.
And finally, according to good tradition, a small musical bonus)))
Favorites"Planet Claptrap" - nnew sales format
The beginning of the 2000s was marked, on the one hand, by an economic recovery, and, on the other hand, by an increase in the needs of the population. As a result, the requirements for auto parts stores have also changed. However, not all sellers of auto components were able to adapt to the new conditions. As before, the range of individual stores left much to be desired, as before there were many fakes.
Finally, in 2003, the desires of motorists and current trends were reflected in the megamarket "Planet Zhelezyaka". Instead of cramped spare parts stores with a meager assortment and low quality products, motorists got acquainted with a new sales format. With the opening of Planet Claptrap, it turned out that auto parts can be bought in a spacious, cozy place.
It turned out that auto components for both Russian and foreign, both cars and trucks can be located in one place. The focus on quality and a wide range of products made it possible to attract more and more customers, among which were large car services and transport companies.
The dynamics of modern life makes every minute valuable. Getting on the busy Moscow roads is becoming more and more difficult. Therefore, almost from the very foundation of Planet Zhelezyaki, an online store has been operating, allowing you to select the necessary goods from the daily updated catalog, which will be delivered by our couriers.
Some of our customers purchase spare parts only by bank transfer; Planet Zhelezyaka has a department specially for them that meets their needs.
survive the crisis
Competent policy allowed us not only to survive several economic crises without losses, but also to take a leading position in the market. It was during this period that the product range expanded and began to include previously absent product groups. Anti-crisis proposals and various promotions positively distinguished the company from its competitors.
Be a leader
Among our competitors there are companies that offer quality products, there are also those who are able to surprise with an assortment. "Planet Zhelezyaka" not only fulfills these requirements at the same time, but also provides a unique service. Our mega market is a place where you can walk. The atmosphere and design of the megamarket will appeal to both women and children.
Set for the future
"Planet Zhelezyaka" does not stop there - the company has not lost its course for continuous development so far. At the moment, the territory of the megamarket is 18 thousand square meters. m. Along with the area, the range of products has also expanded, service will improve, new services have appeared.
Today "Planet Zhelezyaka" is a constantly expanding chain of stores. Thus, the purchase of auto parts that is comfortable in all respects will also exist in stores that may be located near your home.
We bought a robot vacuum cleaner. We bought thoughtfully, I studied the info on the internet, then we went to the store and took it for a test drive. Based on the results, they got their own.
Indeed, a robot. Works from one button. It turned on, cleaned itself up, drove off, stuck to the charger - turned off. Even an old grandmother can handle the controls.
Looks like a big fat pill. A compact Russian aunt sits inside him, talking. At the first start, I experienced pure, uncomplicated children's delight with a smile from ear to ear. Lyosha, having observed how he busily began to go round the furniture and began to live a completely independent life, commented: "What unhealthy crap!"
The device cheerfully drives around the room, sticks its round nose everywhere, eats dust and debris. Deftly goes around and dusts (vacuums?) Table legs. Under the table does not go in cycles, it is normally selected back. He has a shock-absorbing pad on his muzzle, so that they do not scratch each other with furniture. Performs commands "Face!", "Place!", "Die!". Deciding that the room is already clean - he crawls to the feeder, amusingly moving his nose and carefully darting, climbs to the base and turns off.
I remember how we also programmed the robot. I wrote the user interface and the exchange with the controller there. Mentally I estimate algorithms. I even wanted to work.
How does it clean?
We took the device only for dry cleaning. I liked the quality of cleaning. I launched it into a room with parquet, wet cleaning was carried out three days ago. After one room, I took out a couple of tablespoons of densely crushed dust from the dust collector. Not bad. Carried out a control wash with a damp sponge. Usually I collect dust from it after every three or four square meters. Went all over the room. The sponge is completely clean! I took a cotton pad, wet it, wiped it in the very, very corners. I thought - well, then I'll pick up dust. But not really. Not sterile, of course, but better than expected. Hurrah!
Then we went with him to the carpeted room. The coating is middle-aged, caked, it was difficult for me to clean it with an ordinary vacuum cleaner, so it was Leshin's prerogative. In this room we have a sports complex, four racks in the middle of the floor. Racks did not frighten him, he traveled normally, cleaned well around them. It turned out that our beast is a male. For he began to mark the territory. Sometimes he left behind a lump of dense dust. Then, however, he picked them himself. When he turned off, he left a couple of lumps for me. Well, like, like he brought a caught mouse - that, they say, he worked. I nadybal half a glass of dust, dirt, sand. The coating was cleaned with a conventional vacuum cleaner with a turbo brush a day ago. Loosened the pile. Not bad, not bad.
Cleans well along the walls. He tries to climb into the corners with a thin brush-helicopter. There is a spot cleaning mode - for local pollution. Got him on too. Just carried out the old sofa, under it, of course, it was dusty. The dust is light, like poplar fluff. Put it in the dust, turned it on. Air currents from the brush-helicopter inflates this dust on the sides. Either this mode is for heavy particles, or you need to shoot a helicopter. Spat, sent for a complete cleaning. I cleaned it out, in one place I left specks - like pepper from a pepper shaker. Turned on the point mode - licked.
Noise
Louder than a broom, but quieter than a conventional vacuum cleaner. A timid two-month-old baby is calmly in the same room with him and even falls asleep. At night in an apartment with good audibility, it can interfere with sleep.
What do you have to do anyway?
Clean up the room. Pick up things from the floor. It's in your best interest to take out the chairs. I take out the children's tables, move the crib away from the wall. In principle, this is how it is done with any cleaning.
Dislikes wires on the floor, but we don't have anywhere. The curtain is not afraid, it passes under them, touching them.
Then you need to shake out the plastic container, clean the filter and brushes. It is most convenient to clean it with an old vacuum cleaner, but too lazy to get it out.
Keep the base always connected - he lives on it.
Convince the child not to catch him, not to ride on him, to explain to the guests that this is not a floor scale, otherwise someone will climb up.
What can't?
Remove where it does not fit geometrically. If you have a table in the corner of the room, you will either have to push the table out, or remove it yourself between the legs and the wall.
Hung on a five-centimeter threshold, offended, whined and turned off. There is an algorithm for disentanglement from wires and fringes - not tested. I couldn’t get on a thin light rug with fringe around the edges - I crushed it.
In general, it suits our apartment very well - a large area, parquet, no wires on the floor, not cluttered with furniture. Good device, I recommend. Perhaps we will accept him as a member of the family. Well, as a pet, chesslovo. Rides, purrs, gently pokes at the feet. Now she is eating, my dear. We need to give him a name.
Now I want a device so that I put dirty dishes in the dishwasher and put on a duvet cover. And Sasha said that he needed a robot that would clean clothes for him, stand in the corner and lie next to him before going to bed when his mother was busy (here I almost shed a tear). If you know what else is useful - tell me urgently, otherwise I suddenly need it, but I don’t know ?!
P.S. Now I'm afraid of two things - either he will one day run away with our valuables and documents, or he will enslave the Universe.
There is water, technical, though. For drinking, you have to travel with a wonderful little blue eggplant of 30 liters and the draft power of the Daughter / Son-in-law / Grandson system.
Minerals - yes - no. In the burnt peat, one can hardly find anything useful, except for a hoe, with which the former owner of the former Baskerville dog drowned in the former swamp. For the same reason, it’s bad with vegetation - what the hell grows there, except for radishes the size of chickpeas, sad zucchini, strawberries, green onions and black currant bushes.
...But there are two robots on Shelezyak's planet. And although the diamond dust in the lubricant is already thicker than the lubricant itself, the robots continue to function to the delight of others and the draft power of the Daughter system.
... Robot No. 1 of an outdated design, not very serviceable, needs an upgrade or at least a gentle operation. The activity of robot No. 1 is chaotic and cannot be corrected in any form. On the contrary, when trying to change the settings, robot No. 1 becomes violent and seeks to return the system to the "Havos and Zen" position. How he manages to maintain homeostasis in this position is a mystery. When visiting Shelezyak's planet, robot No. 1 tries to inflict the maximum amount of destruction on the planet by minimally interfering in its affairs. As a rule, he succeeds. For example, today robot #1 was varnishing the old, rotten porch of bath #1, owned by robot #1. And since it was good outside around +30, and robot No. 1 was not very serviceable, and the varnish emits some miasma, after a rather short time, robot No. 1 became unwell. But the robot - he is a robot for that, he varnished the damned porch, which did not improve either the appearance or the condition of the mentioned porch, but rather worsened the condition of robot No. 1. Having finished varnishing - and not because the porch ended, but because the varnish dried up - robot No. 1 fell on the bed and groaned to let others know about its technical condition.
... But the draft force of the Daughter system could in no way render robot No. 1 all possible assistance in the difficult matter of varnishing the porch of bath No. 1. And not even because at that moment she was covering the new porch of bath No. 2 with brown paint - no, the draft force of the Daughter system finished this dirty work yesterday. No. It's just that there is also a robot number 2 on Shelezyak's planet.
... Robot No. 2 is a newer version, also not very serviceable and needs a significant upgrade or at least a gentle operation. But robot #2 has something completely wrong with the operating system, because it's impossible to stop robot #2. Neither rain, nor snow, nor hail, nor famine, nor pestilence, nor the scorching sun are able to make adjustments to the life of robot No. 2. When visiting Shelezyak's planet, robot #2 develops a frantic activity that stops with the onset of total darkness. At dawn, robot No. 2 turns on, lands in the garden and the territories adjacent to the garden, from where it does not get out until sunset, not reacting to heat, insects and the natural needs of the body. For all 15 years of the existence of the planet, no one managed to rest on it and never - the planet was rebuilt (repeatedly), sown, hilled, repaired.
... This time, the draft forces of the Senior Grandson and Current Son-in-law systems, randomly visiting the planet, were absent for quite good reasons. It would seem - well, do purely girlish things: a beam of fields, mow the grass, and when draft forces of great power happen, then you can turn around in full breadth and power. But robot number 2 is not like that! Therefore, having at its disposal the draft power of the Daughter system - in a faulty state - and the draft power of the Younger Grandson system, for which only the "give-bring-get-out" option works, robot No. 2 laid paving slabs from bath No. 2 to. .. as long as that cursed tile was enough. In the meantime, the defective draft power of the Daughter system was thrown to drag the lining - the remains of the roof No. 1 of bath No. 2 - with the subsequent removal of the nails from it and the subsequent laying of the indicated lining in piles under a canopy. Robot No. 1 tried to show some resistance, since the canopy is a place where a car is placed in bad weather, but Robot No. 2 was adamant, and by what miracle the draft power of the Daughter system survived after this escapade - this mystery is great. Further... further, the draft force of the Daughter system was thrown into cutting linoleum, which had to be laid on the floor in bathhouse No. 2, so that it would lie down until the next weekend. By this bright moment, the draft force of the Daughter system already had tachycardia, dizziness, hands were shaking and legs were trembling slightly. But even the bloody boys in the eyes did not save the draft force of the Daughter system from cutting the linoleum, dragging it into the bathhouse No. 2 and carefully laying it on the floor.
... How did the draft force of the Daughter system finally reach the place of permanent deployment and did not even gouge either her car or the surrounding ones - the water is dark in the clouds. But to those who here kicked me for drinking antibiotics with red wine and vanged me for cirrhosis of the liver about this, I have an answer - robot No. 2 will cope with bringing me into full combat readiness much faster and more successfully than red wine, antibiotics and cirrhosis of the liver.
From the last forces of all I kiss into the saprophytic microflora.
Elena Zubova
Role-playing game
« Journey into space» .
Senior group.
Target: Summarize the children's knowledge about astronauts, about the preparation astronauts for flight; explain where and how flight control is conducted, missiles are developed and assembled; develop imagination in the construction of rockets, robots; keep learning to combine different thematic stories into a single game story.
Tasks:
Encourage children to make more extensive and creative use of knowledge about outer space.
To promote a conscious attitude to the observance of role interaction, focusing on the quality of the roles performed, their social significance.
To develop initiative, independence in creating a gaming environment, in observing the rules and norms of behavior in the game.
Cultivate goodwill, the ability to take into account the desire of comrades in the game.
preliminary work: reading fiction, memorizing poems on the topic space; conversations, lessons outer space; conducting didactic games; viewing albums, illustrations in books about outer space; preparation of attributes, costumes for the game.
Game progress:
I. Motivational part
Guys, what planet do we live on?
Planet Earth.
What is the name of the system in which our planet is located?
Solar system.
(An audio recording is turned on, in which the robot from the planet "Iron" asks the earthlings for help).
What is it?
A call for help from the planet "Iron".
Guys, they had trouble and the inhabitants of the planet "Iron" need help. What do you think an epidemic is?
This is when there are many patients.
How can we help the inhabitants of the planet "Iron" Are we inhabitants of another planet?
Atak wanted to help, but it was not possible. After all, we are very far away and buses do not go there.
On a rocket!
Indeed, on a rocket you can! But where will we get it, we don't have money to buy it? She probably. Expensive.
We can build ourselves!
This is a great idea you came up with. So we fly to space! Raise your hands who wants to fly in space?
And who lives on the planet "Iron"?
(An audio recording plays, which tells who lives on Claptrap's planet.)
So who lives there?
Distribution of roles.
Who wants to be a robot?
(Children propose their candidacies. Disputed issues are resolved by voting or drawing lots).
Residents of the planet "Zelezyaka, please proceed to your planet.
Tell me, guys, what is the name of the profession of people who build rockets to fly to space?
+ Constructors.
So let's be with you designers, we will build a rocket on which we will go to help and at the same time space trip.
In general, guys, the rocket is made in separate parts in huge workshops, the parts are so big there that you have to use a crane. Then all spare parts are sent to spaceport, for example, in Baikonur. And only there are the final assembly of the rocket.
Well, is our rocket ready?
Our astronauts already passed the medical examination?
Practice test with space load?
Really ready!
- Tell me, people of what professions can fly with us to space?
Captain of the ship.
Mate.
privates astronauts.
Astronomer.
Tourists.
Journalist.
Of course, but with the condition that they all undergo special training.
We forgot about the chefs who on Earth have to prepare a special space food.
Who wants to be a chef space food?
Let's now choose the captain of the ship. (Children propose their candidacies. Disputed issues are resolved by voting or drawing lots).
Now, mate and other heroes games …
GAME PROCEDURE:
I propose to name our rocket "Toon". Do you agree?
Let's remember our motto.
Even though we "Toons", we are serious and friendly, we are a mountain for each other! Here is our motto.
flight director: How do you hear me? Welcome!
Captain: I hear you well!
flight director: Attention! Attention! I declare, minute readiness!
Captain: There is a minute readiness!
flight director: Crew to fly to space ready?
Captain: The crew is ready!
flight director: Key on start!
Captain: There is a key on start!
flight director: Ignition!
Captain: There is ignition!
flight director: I wish you a good journey!
Captain: I'm starting the countdown. 10, 9, 8, 7, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, START!
(Video starts: "Solar system". We name the planets.
Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto.
Mercury is the brightest small planet and closest to the Sun,
Venus is the closest planet to Earth. Venus is surrounded by a layer of very dense clouds, due to the greenhouse effect,
Earth and moon satellite
Mars is a small red planet with a solid surface.
Jupiter is a huge ball of gas, the largest planet,
Saturn is an amazing and beautiful planet, consisting of gas, has pronounced rings,
Uranus - this unusual planet consists of gas, winds rage at great speed on the surface of Uranus,
Neptune - this planet, like Uranus, consists of gas, the main composition of which includes water, methane and ammonia. Namely, from a large concentration of methane in the atmosphere, the planet acquired a blue color. (Clouds of ammonia and water stretch above the surface of Neptune, and above them a dense layer of methane clouds, in addition, hydrogen and helium are present in the planet’s atmosphere,
Pluto is the most distant icy planet in the solar system, according to its characteristics, could belong to the earth group of planets.
(Asteroids, comets, satellites - also found on the way).
Captain: Attention, approaching the planet "Iron". Wear space suits!
Improvisation game
Are being scanned. Find out what happened to them and what help they need. Crew members are looking for ways to communicate with aliens (facial expressions, gestures, etc., trying to explain who they are, where they came from.
Collect robots earthlings together with the inhabitants of the planet "Iron".
Treats and food exchange at the common table.
Joint dance of robots.
Parting.
Return trip.
Final part.
Guys, we've been to space travel landed on the planet "Iron" met with its inhabitants and found a common language. And ahead of us are waiting for other planets, on some we will be able to land our rocket, but on some - no. Why?
There are planets with a solid surface and those consisting of gas.
Quite right.
